1000 Potato Bears

Béla Bá paced hard back and forth. Silly dread filled his heart. Szalonna szagú lány should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my tasty love, Béla Bá thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Szalonna szagú lány had been taken hostage by Dumb Dick, a supervillain who had the city in a state of dark terror. Béla Bá fainted dead away, like a bacon smelling so funny.

When he came to, there was a bump on his face and the silly dread had returned. "Szalonna szagú lány, my light honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Dumb Dick doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing slowly as he fucked her in the head.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Béla Bá remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 potato Bears, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Béla Bá ordered in a supply of potato and set to work, folding Bears until his face was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Bear when Szalonna szagú lány walked in the front door.

"Szalonna szagú lány!" Béla Bá screamed and threw himself into Szalonna szagú lány's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 potato Bears and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a village. He kissed Szalonna szagú lány csurosan on the head.

"Actually," Szalonna szagú lány said, pulling away easily, "I was rescued by the Scary Predestrian Cross. He's a new superhero in town." Szalonna szagú lány sighed. "And he's really strong."

The silly dread came back. "But you're crazy to be back here with me, right?"

Szalonna szagú lány checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Scary Predestrian Cross for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay brave, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.

Béla Bá choked back a sob and started folding another Bear. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

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